Hey there. I'm Pam and if you've come for my soul, you're too late.Enjoy the inner workings of my mind. And please, enjoy life's lemons
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
I have the same birthday as the royal baby. I think that should count for something royal by association.
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”